BUCK MULLIGAN To whomever may read this, my name is Malachi "Buck" Mulligan. I have spent most of my education earning a degree in the medicines despite my negative perception of the human condition. I have been described as cynical by some, stately by others, and a bastard by one. Despite all this, some of my past actions have been deemed as heroic. I have saved a number of people from drowning, which adds to how quite a few people tolerate my personality. I am what is called an avid classicist, as I believe that Ireland should be Hellenized, partly due to my idolization of Nietzsche, which, I believe, would make me a hyperborean by now. I, additionally, do not believe in the ridiculousness of the Celtic Revival, despite my involvement in Dublin's literary systems. I am particularly chummy with a man named Stephen "Kinch" Deadalus, with whom I share residence with in the Sandycove Martello Tower. For a while now, we have learned to share possessions and ...